"Pop pop peanut butter butter knife"

"That's not even close to the same thing! "

"26%"

"Come closer, I need to tell you secret"

"The children yearn for the mines."

"Starring Jack Black as Jack Black"

"I think he's Swedish"

"Jack Black in every movie ever, "Oogitty boogity, bliggity blaggity! SHAZAM! *SINGS HIGH PITCH NOISES* *PUNCHES OR KICKS THE AIR*"

"Who's the Uber driver now? "

"Hey lock pick lovers!"